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AssTime
The combination of ass dialing and FaceTiming. The act does not necessarily have to be specifically caused by the gluteus maximus, but can refer to any accidental cause. Usually makes for extremely awkward moments and always happens when you are talking about the person or place you AssTimed. Not to be confused with "sexting".
Steph: "How did I FaceTime Cook's Cafe??"
Tyler: "Hahaha, it looks like you AssTimed the local diner... aaaaawkward"
Tyler: "Hahaha, it looks like you AssTimed the local diner... aaaaawkward"
AssTime by BoredScientist November 8, 2013
AssTime
Person 1 (makes FaceTime call and sees a naked ass on screen): wtf?
Person 2 (on screen, face not looking at camera): AssTime!!!
Person 2 (on screen, face not looking at camera): AssTime!!!
AssTime by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 1, 2023
Asstinence
If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.
Asstinence by kgetson December 22, 2010
assnime
long ass time
An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.
long ass time by 28MONEYCASHMONEY87 October 1, 2013
sweet ass time
Someone spending far more time on a task than is needed by a typical person. One who takes his/her "sweet ass time" takes far longer than he/she needs to.
Stop taking your sweet ass time getting your homework done. Stop taking your sweet ass time cleaning up the kitchen. I'd love to pick my car up from the mechanic, but they are taking their sweet ass time making the repairs.
sweet ass time by Samo-Defino December 18, 2012
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.