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ass-in-nine 

the rare, superlative idiot that constitutes the statistic ass within nine people.
A: Dude did you just hear that!
B: Such an ignorant comment.
A: Yeah, he's definitely the ass-in-nine.
ass-in-nine by jammyjam55 December 24, 2008

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed). 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine 

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine
Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine
A word used to describe anything that is stupid, inappropriate, lacking, or just not necessary. Also can describe someone who is full of themselves.
1. The sluggish way I was running today was assnine...

2. I'm not going to say his name, but D is so assnine that its annoying.
assnine by newguyontheblock October 9, 2008
1. A word commonly used to describe stupid or annoying people and/or the way they act.
1. Seriously, when will D realize how assnine everyone thinks he is?
assnine by oldmaninacircle October 10, 2008