Assime

/assˈi me/
To make a decision or form an opinion without any factual basis and take full responsibility and accept all the blame for the disastrous repercussions it is almost certain to cause.

I assime no one will even notice that I forgot to wear clothes to work today.

Did you just assime it was safe to eat the fury green burrito you found behind the dumpster in the alley?

Assime by Randy Trucker March 16, 2026

Assiest 

Any woman's butt that's clearly larger than the other women around her

Man!, the home girl Cherokee is the Assiest.

Assiest by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015

assnime 

An anime that is so bad, that it is literal ass.

Person 1: Man, Kenj no Mago is an awful anime.

Person 2: Anime? More like assnime.

assnime by Makushi May 2, 2019

assiton assimilators 

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)

{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?

assiton assimilators by Telephony April 26, 2014

Assume

assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

Assume by nina October 21, 2003

ASSUME (ass u me) 

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong

When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’

ASSUME (ass u me) by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

Reverse Assimilation 

The act of an individual, group or nation assimilating to the culture of immigrant populations rather than the immigrant populations assimilating to the culture of the host nation.

Guy 1. "When Abdul and his family moved into the street we thought they may like to join in and be a part of our community. Instead some of our liberal neighbors converted to Islam and now demonize what is left of our community."

Guy 2. "Yeah well, that's reverse assimilation for you.."

Reverse Assimilation by TradWaman March 6, 2019