asstime

Closely related to a lightyear, a unit of time in which elapsed time can not be measured due to its immense length.

Taking a long asstime to get off
"Man, that douchebag is taking an asstime!"

by T Freds May 7, 2007

AssTime

The combination of ass dialing and FaceTiming. The act does not necessarily have to be specifically caused by the gluteus maximus, but can refer to any accidental cause. Usually makes for extremely awkward moments and always happens when you are talking about the person or place you AssTimed. Not to be confused with "sexting".

Steph: "How did I FaceTime Cook's Cafe??"
Tyler: "Hahaha, it looks like you AssTimed the local diner... aaaaawkward"

by BoredScientist November 8, 2013

AssTime

To moon someone over Skype, FaceTime, or Zoom.

Person 1 (makes FaceTime call and sees a naked ass on screen): wtf?

Person 2 (on screen, face not looking at camera): AssTime!!!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 1, 2023

Asstinence

Asstinence= Only doing it in the bum.

If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.

by kgetson December 22, 2010

assnime

An anime that is so bad, that it is literal ass.

Person 1: Man, Kenj no Mago is an awful anime.

Person 2: Anime? More like assnime.

by Makushi May 2, 2019

long ass time

An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.

I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.

by 28MONEYCASHMONEY87 October 1, 2013

sweet ass time

Someone spending far more time on a task than is needed by a typical person. One who takes his/her "sweet ass time" takes far longer than he/she needs to.

Stop taking your sweet ass time getting your homework done. Stop taking your sweet ass time cleaning up the kitchen. I'd love to pick my car up from the mechanic, but they are taking their sweet ass time making the repairs.

by Samo-Defino December 18, 2012