assmouf

someone who has shit breath

derrick stuck your toothbrush in his ass.. haha assmouf!

by billyp01 January 13, 2009

assmountain

an email attatchment

"I sent you the lab as an assmountain"

"Hey, Bob, did you get that assmountain of the TPS reports?"

by Nbaum April 14, 2007

Assmouth

A term used to insult the band Smashmouth.

Please change the channel, I hate listening to Assmouth.

by Big Meat011 October 15, 2011

assmuffin

is a polite way to say asshole

paul is an assmuffin

by vishti November 30, 2006

assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

by Jon November 28, 2003

assmouth

Someone who will never stfu,or every time they talk shit comes out of there mouth.

Dominic is a assmouth,he always talks gay,sabrina sprays shit out of her mouth when she talks

by assmaster65 September 29, 2005

assmouthavitis

Derogatory term for an individual who exudes an unsavoury stench from their mouth while speaking, laughing, and or while opening their mouth in general.

Bill's bad breath attained such a level repugnance that his coworkers now joke that he suffers from assmouthavitis.

by chimp_tickler April 16, 2004