ass-mouth 

1. Extreme halitosis (bad breath).

2. A person who suffers from extreme halitosis, to the point where the only logical explanation for such bad breath from a human being is that he/she uses dog shit for toothpaste.

Well, what do you expect, ass-mouth doesn't have time to brush his teeth because he's on the internet all the damn time.

ass-mouth by Kevin Howlett February 16, 2004

ass mouth 

Gross condition of Bad Breath and 'Shit-Teeth' caused from Rimming or Eating a Guys Ass, and NOT Brushing afterwards.

"Everybody at the Party was SO Grossed Out by My 'Ass Mouth' nobody`d talk to me!

ass mouth by Gregor Peebles January 5, 2006

Ass Mouth 

The type of mouth you get after a night of heavy drinking and taking drugs in excess of number. It consists of a sticky velcro tongue (so sticky it could stick to a dogs bollock and you get a dog fart in your face), a dry cloggy throat that's 1mm wide, furry teeth and lips that have flaking peeling dry skin coming off. It also creates a mouth that is non-quenchable by any liquid, it even makes ice water taste like you're licking the inside of a dustbin.

Courtney: My ass mouth is making me wana slit my wrists and dance in my own blood, I wish I had some turboce.
Amber: I'm not suprised, you're breath smells like a decapitated corpse, have a polo.

Ass Mouth by ***Amboce*** June 23, 2007

Ass mouth 

The wrinkles that unhappy old ladies have around their mouths. Often caused by smoking. And also being uptight.

If it wasn't for Botox, Ann Coulter would totally have ass mouth.

Ass mouth by anncoulter November 29, 2011

ass mouth vag 

The order that most men prefer to have Intercourse with a woman.

Hey danny, did u have sex with that girl?
Danny... yep, in an order that might surprise u... Ass mouth vag.

ass mouth vag by RealDollParts February 13, 2017

Happy fuck day ass mouth 

Phrase used in American Wedding by Stifler.

On cake: Happy fuck day ass mouth.

Stifler: Thats pretty cool.

Happy fuck day ass mouth by cheeda777 October 1, 2004

fat ass mouth

You, a bitch ass recruit, has made the mistake of whispering to a drill instructor instead of ripping your throat apart trying to scream

*insert command* “aye aye sir” ok open your fat ass mouth “AYE AYE SIR”

fat ass mouth by A-way J August 16, 2022