assmuff 

1) a berating, downing insult
2) A Straight person that displays homosexual tendencies
3) a person that has tendency to be dirty,unclean and dishevilled
4) any combination of the above

"Shut-up assmuff!"
or
"Come here assmuff..."

assmuff by anon-e-mouse January 2, 2005

assmuff 

An insulting term (invented while under various controlled substances) can be used to refer to basically anything you don't like... or things you really do like. It doesn't really matter as long as you deliver the word in a british accent.

SUCKS TO YOUR ASSMUFF!
I lost my assmuff last weekend!
BLOODY 'ELL YOU DIRTY ASSMUFF

assmuff by thesketchskanks1 December 18, 2009

assmuffin

is a polite way to say asshole

paul is an assmuffin

assmuffin by vishti November 30, 2006

assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

assmuffin by Jon November 28, 2003

Asspuff 

when a curly haired person brushes their hair and the hair isn't ringlets anymore, but instead a giant puff of hair around the head.

"Oh man, I have such a big asspuff today."

Asspuff by EJA123456789 January 28, 2012

assbuffet 

hookers ass, you eat it, then die. (Maddox)

Franco had the assbuffet, then died

assbuffet by Joe December 13, 2004

Ass Muff 

While having doggystyle sex with a gal, and you grab her ass cheeks and spread them to take a look at her booty hole, you notice strains of hair all around her asshole.

Dude, I was dogging this chic last night and went to check her asshole out and she was packing a total ass muff.

Ass Muff by grorge January 10, 2008