assmuff

1) a berating, downing insult
2) A Straight person that displays homosexual tendencies
3) a person that has tendency to be dirty,unclean and dishevilled
4) any combination of the above

"Shut-up assmuff!"
or
"Come here assmuff..."

by anon-e-mouse January 2, 2005

assmuff

An insulting term (invented while under various controlled substances) can be used to refer to basically anything you don't like... or things you really do like. It doesn't really matter as long as you deliver the word in a british accent.

SUCKS TO YOUR ASSMUFF!
I lost my assmuff last weekend!
BLOODY 'ELL YOU DIRTY ASSMUFF

by thesketchskanks1 December 18, 2009