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asslusion 

An illusion of ass. When a girl's clothing makes it appear like she has a nice ass, but in reality there is nothing there.

also applicable to men
"Damn that girl got a fine booty!"
"Nah man, she flat. Them jeans just be givin her an asslusion."
asslusion by LewDaMan October 9, 2016
Related Words

assluster 

Someone acting lackluster however in an assy sort of way.


biotch dumbass
You stupid-ass assluster
assluster by Beerinder May 16, 2004

asslutely 

When an "ass" man says absolutely it comes out like this.
Frego the ass-man said "lookit her with that great ass! I asslutely want to get her # and text her!"
asslutely by KrizziKat March 29, 2020
1) A person who is self absorbed, completely worthless, n a sad excuse for a man.... AKA: J.A.M. ....( you are such a loser)

2) someone who likes it in their a@@!!!! (am I even aloud to insinuate that on this page?)
someone I very stupidly took a chance on.... what the fuk was I thinking???!!!!!

"You have got to be the biggest AssFuk I have ever met!"
A woman of loose sexual and moral disposition, who has an obsession with horrible anal intercourse. This is an inherited trait, which has striken many celebrities. George Clooney refused to comment when interviwed. A symptom of this syndrome is the lack of muscle in the anal sphincter, resulting in the person aflicted with this disease being "loose". They also reuse to have any intercourse, unless it is after intense anal stimulation. There is no cure.
Mark Carlson is such an asslut
asslut by jack_231 October 21, 2005

asslunking 

(v.) Deep exploration of ones anal cavity.
One night I decided to take Karen and go asslunking in the hopes that I find her secret hidden treasure spot.
asslunking by Elliot Persinger November 18, 2007