AssFuk

1) A person who is self absorbed, completely worthless, n a sad excuse for a man.... AKA: J.A.M. ....( you are such a loser)

2) someone who likes it in their a@@!!!! (am I even aloud to insinuate that on this page?)

someone I very stupidly took a chance on.... what the fuk was I thinking???!!!!!

"You have got to be the biggest AssFuk I have ever met!"

by someone who cant stand assfuks March 28, 2010

Assfuckitis

Chronic state of being an assfuck.

Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.

by keifermail August 8, 2009

Assfuckomania

The specific type of "mania" attributed to hyper or intensified high quality anal intercourse.

I found myself in a state of assfuckomania while I was tapping that sweet virgin ass.

by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009

assfucky

An exclamation used in conjunction with sudden disappointment or vexation.

I think that file that I wanted just got deleted. Assfucky!

by Inox July 18, 2003

fortnite assfuck

when you get anally penetrated by a fortnite character

God damnit! This nigga just fortnite assfucked me again from behind.

by kelohh May 7, 2018

Assfumble

Running into a man and dropping your things as a result. Mark Sanchez is prone to assfumbling, but an assfumble can happen on the street. Walking into a man and dropping your bag or running towards the line of scrimmage and hitting your offensive lineman in the ass, fumbilng.

Football Example: Mark Sanchez has the ball, he makes contact with his lineman, assfumble! Patriots have the ball! Patriots have the ball!

Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.

by Jesus Christ of the LDS December 6, 2012

Assfuckatorium

A building (usually university or college level) where the well being of your rectum is disregarded

God damn I have physics in the assfuckatorium today

4U English at TH is held in assfuckatoriums

by WAPFTW September 10, 2010