Urban Dictionary: Definitions by KrizziKat

dhork

Silent type of dork since it's a silent h

There's that quiet dhork not saying a word

dhork by KrizziKat November 16, 2023

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Stupid buffalo that doesn’t know how to spell itself

There’s Randy the dorky buffalo. Spells his kind “buffaler” What a tool

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When his dudeness fires off a spliff (blun) on the toidy (in a can)

Ey dudester quit banging the WC door man I'm doing bluncan OK???

bluncan by KrizziKat May 25, 2021

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Bizarre alternate reality trig that doesn’t follow math rules

Ha ha ha
You think a right triangle has a^2 + b^2 = c^2
Well no. The Trumpotanuse is whatever I damn well say it is
New MATh!

trumpotanuse by KrizziKat September 23, 2020

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When an "ass" man says absolutely it comes out like this.

Frego the ass-man said "lookit her with that great ass! I asslutely want to get her # and text her!"

asslutely by KrizziKat March 29, 2020

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Moron whose parents can't spell Ronald.

There's that idiot Ronild who inherited the stupidity from his parents that can't spell Ronald.

No wonder he's sitting there eating grass.

ronild by KrizziKat March 27, 2020

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When the Cherman guy says "weasel" it comes out veasel in that Cherman accent like auf wiedersain and schnitzels and beer steins

I'm a Cherman guy who hates the veasels on TV selling you junk all the die mein gott! Auf wiedersain I am to chug a beer stein

veasel by KrizziKat January 29, 2020

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