asslug

An asshole who leaves a slime trail.

I am still cleaning up after my asslug tenant weeks after he moved out of my rental house. Apparently the asslug did not clean, ever!

by Coopkeeper May 19, 2022

asslusion

An illusion of ass. When a girl's clothing makes it appear like she has a nice ass, but in reality there is nothing there.

also applicable to men

"Damn that girl got a fine booty!"
"Nah man, she flat. Them jeans just be givin her an asslusion."

by LewDaMan October 9, 2016

Asslighting

When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.

Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!

by ooc is serious business August 22, 2018

asslaugh

1) Acronym used for the phrase "Laughing my fucking ass off"

Omg that was so funny, asslaugh

by TheBladeSocksNots March 25, 2011

assluster

Someone acting lackluster however in an assy sort of way.


biotch dumbass

You stupid-ass assluster

by Beerinder May 16, 2004

Assleg

That delectable area on a woman's body where the top of her leg meets her ass (or her ass meets the top of her leg...)

Wow, my girl has fantastic assleg. I can't stop touching it!

by Mitch McGuire August 4, 2017

assnugget

Not related to ass nugget, this is a clever insult noun to talk about someone who really pisses you off, or is just not well liked in general.

Joe is an assnugget. Keep the fuck away from him.

You wallhacking assnugget!

Screw you assnuggets, I've got better things to do.

by fsgaasshhddddgxddx December 31, 2004