asslog

A tubular solid excreted from the anus. Comes in various forms. Fun to play with and eat.

Yo! Let me rub your asslog on my face and then feed it to my baby!

by Grabbywanker October 28, 2003

assload

more than a lot but less than a shitload

man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.

by bug August 31, 2003

Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology

That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.

by gomaz July 20, 2005

Assfog

When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.

Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!

by Huntergohard February 3, 2013

Assoghina

When a man rips a woman's asshole into their vagina making it whole

Damn that big ass cock sure did rip my sisters asshole real hard and make her a new formed assoghina

by Cunttastrify February 16, 2020

bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload

dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.

by truecraigles October 7, 2008

Asslighting

When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.

Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!

by ooc is serious business August 22, 2018