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A tubular solid excreted from the anus. Comes in various forms. Fun to play with and eat.

Yo! Let me rub your asslog on my face and then feed it to my baby!

asslog by Grabbywanker October 28, 2003

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assload

more than a lot but less than a shitload

man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.

assload by bug August 31, 2003

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asslog • asslogist • ass logger • Asslighting • assleg • assfog • Assology • asshog • Asslock • asslol

Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology

That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.

Assologist by gomaz July 20, 2005

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Assfog

When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.

Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!

Assfog by Huntergohard February 3, 2013

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Assoghina

When a man rips a woman's asshole into their vagina making it whole

Damn that big ass cock sure did rip my sisters asshole real hard and make her a new formed assoghina

Assoghina by Cunttastrify February 16, 2020

bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload

dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.

bakers assload by truecraigles October 7, 2008

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Asslighting

When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.

Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!

Asslighting by ooc is serious business August 22, 2018

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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