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A, real shitty word if you ask me...some say it means when you blow a fart the green cloud that results
When that dude farted I saw his assfog
assfog by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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ASSFAGGOTS 

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.
John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020

Assfight 

When two (females) going ass-to-ass and pressing, bumping, rubbing or slamming their asses together.
It's often sexually related, of the who's got the sexiest or biggest butt/ass/booty.
(competitive)
A white woman with a big booty.
A black woman with some ass-status challanging her on a assfight.
Assfight by ShastaBlackBiatch March 10, 2008

Assoghina 

When a man rips a woman's asshole into their vagina making it whole
Damn that big ass cock sure did rip my sisters asshole real hard and make her a new formed assoghina
Assoghina by Cunttastrify February 16, 2020

Assographic Memory 

The ability to recognize someone by just looking at their ass.
“Woah, who’s that thicc girl walking by?”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory”
Assographic Memory by b0di November 25, 2018

assbogganing 

to slide down a flight of stairs on your behind, especially the snow and ice covered steps leading to your own front door.

N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)
son: I never tried assbogganing down our front steps. mom, can i please.

Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.

son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)
assbogganing by Uncle Dimma February 24, 2013
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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