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assgremlin 

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.
p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."
assgremlin by dick April 13, 2004
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Assgremlin 

A gnomelike creature to whom anal violations, especially in humans, are attributed.
See also Manganaro, Sprod, Pananian Marsh Beaver and Mangonator.
"I heard that assgremlins are nocturnal and that they travel in packs."
Assgremlin by D.E March 18, 2004

assgremlin 

A small mythological creature that causes hemhorroids and feeds off of the puss. See buttromper.
Jaret is an assgremlin. I'm bleeding to death thanks to Jaret's assgremlination.
assgremlin by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002
Damn! ASSilem's bootay!!!
Assilem by Glitterness August 12, 2013

assilem ahtnamas

a phrase that has absolutly no meaning and is really just our names backwards. Use it when very bored.
I was so assilem ahtnamas yesturday, i screwed your mom.
assilem ahtnamas by Melissa and Sam November 11, 2004
Coolest person ever! Probably on the shorter side with cubby toes!! Hottest thought on the block!
Dannggg assiram be looking fine!