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Assiest

Any woman's butt that's clearly larger than the other women around her
Man!, the home girl Cherokee is the Assiest.
by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015
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assiest

You just fell on the assiest part of your ass.
by vna October 21, 2009
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kick assiest

Derived from "kicks ass". Means to kick ass so much that no other can kick ass any more. I, kelly, have created it, not you, or you, or you. ME.
"dude!! that is the kick assiest guitar I have ever seen!"
by Emo McAngstalot January 22, 2005
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Kobe Assist

NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.
Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.
by jameshunger October 30, 2013
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Voluntary assisted dying

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.
Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.
by OfficeMS July 16, 2023
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pawsonal assistant

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.
As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.
by Social-media Wordsmith August 21, 2018
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Assistant TO the Regional Manager

when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is



not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER
dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"
by th is ism y rl ealnam August 11, 2008
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