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asslantern 

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.
DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!
asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003
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Assbutter 

Assbutter is an english translation of the word rövsmör and is made by depositing your "man milk" into someone's ass and churning it with your rod. It's mostly used to be as disgusting as possible.
It originated from Northern Sweden.
I made some nasty Assbutter last night with Tim
Assbutter by Pyromanen December 31, 2012

asscumference 

The hugeness of a girl's ass.
Guy 1: Bro, she has small tits.
Guy 2: But that asscumference thou!
asscumference by almightydoge January 13, 2014

assluster 

Someone acting lackluster however in an assy sort of way.


biotch dumbass
You stupid-ass assluster
assluster by Beerinder May 16, 2004
When the vagina and/or asshole are ripped forming one rift.
Damn bitch, I just ripped your vagina and made you an asscunt.
asscunt by Heywood Ublomie April 2, 2009

asscumber 

mildly derogatory term, the 'ass' part of the word can be pronounced in an American drawl for effect...
I said take the next left, you asscumber!
asscumber by Hannah Morriwoman March 29, 2011