Assbutter

Assbutter is an english translation of the word rövsmör and is made by depositing your "man milk" into someone's ass and churning it with your rod. It's mostly used to be as disgusting as possible.
It originated from Northern Sweden.

I made some nasty Assbutter last night with Tim

by Pyromanen December 31, 2012

assbutter

The butter that is created from a hasty wiping and a sweaty hot day.

I am churning up a mess of assbutter.

by Frothywalrus January 19, 2008

Assbutter

Assbutter is the fluid, non-fecal secretion discharged from the rectum and spread in circumference of the anus. Usually caused by an extensive intake of alcoholic beverages and/or spicy foods, Assbutter can in extreme cases cause a seemingly insurmountable desire to itch.

After my last three-day party binge, I have a severe case of assbutter today. The itch is driving me absolutely crazy and I feel like cleaning my asshole with a Brillo pad.

by Dr Wolfgan P Hansi March 13, 2020

Assbutter

Butter of the ass

I spread assbutter on my toast today.

by Assbutter August 15, 2003

Assbutt

An exclamation used to distract Angels just before you throw a Molotov at them.

"Hey, Assbutt!" *Throws Molotov*

by Castiell May 22, 2010

assbeater420

Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter

bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead

bro2: dont wipe my forhead

by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020

Assbutt

The greatest insult to ever be uttered by an angel of the lord. More specifically, Castiel.
This insult can commonly be found when and angel holding a Molotov cocktail of holy fire

"Hey assbutt!"
*throws molotov cocktail at Michael*
Dean: "Assbutt?"
Bobby: "Can we not talk about this right now? In case you haven't noticed, we are literally in the middle of the APOCALYPSE? Idjits."

by sparrow system June 11, 2020