asscumber

mildly derogatory term, the 'ass' part of the word can be pronounced in an American drawl for effect...

I said take the next left, you asscumber!

by Hannah Morriwoman March 29, 2011

asscumference

The hugeness of a girl's ass.

Guy 1: Bro, she has small tits.
Guy 2: But that asscumference thou!

by almightydoge January 13, 2014

assumer

a person with a tendency to jump to conclusions without proof or evidence.

Ryan is such an assumer. You can't tell him anything without him jumping the gun.

by kevin benham July 13, 2006

assclubber

Primitive caveman-like person or persons who is semi-obsessed with hitting random people on their derriere with a large club or other blunt object.

As I walked to Subway, some damned assclubber popped out from behind the building, scaring the daylights out of me. Lucky for me, I had a club of my own, and thumped his ass about 6 times before running back to the safety of my car.

by Evil95GT June 8, 2009

asscuterie

Vile untruths and/or billshit spewing from someone’s mouth.

Politicians say anything to get elected even resorting to asscuterie during elections.

by Latoleo October 7, 2018

Assdumper

An asshole that dumps enough feces to completely fill a landfill

Man on phone: sorry man my anus is now an assdumper. I cannot gather enough toilet paper to save my life!

by Dandongding December 16, 2016

asspumper

A man who''pumps'' or thrusts his penis into a man or womens anus, Or if the women has a penis(fuckign wierd) can thrust it into another man or womens.

Johny is sure a asspumper, that faggot.

by ErikTHEstonerDUDE August 10, 2006