asscumber 

mildly derogatory term, the 'ass' part of the word can be pronounced in an American drawl for effect...

I said take the next left, you asscumber!

asscumber by Hannah Morriwoman March 29, 2011

asscumference 

The hugeness of a girl's ass.

Guy 1: Bro, she has small tits.
Guy 2: But that asscumference thou!

asscumference by almightydoge January 13, 2014

assumer 

a person with a tendency to jump to conclusions without proof or evidence.

Ryan is such an assumer. You can't tell him anything without him jumping the gun.

assumer by kevin benham July 13, 2006

assclubber 

Primitive caveman-like person or persons who is semi-obsessed with hitting random people on their derriere with a large club or other blunt object.

As I walked to Subway, some damned assclubber popped out from behind the building, scaring the daylights out of me. Lucky for me, I had a club of my own, and thumped his ass about 6 times before running back to the safety of my car.

assclubber by Evil95GT June 8, 2009

asscuterie 

Vile untruths and/or billshit spewing from someone’s mouth.

Politicians say anything to get elected even resorting to asscuterie during elections.

asscuterie by Latoleo October 7, 2018

Assdumper 

An asshole that dumps enough feces to completely fill a landfill

Man on phone: sorry man my anus is now an assdumper. I cannot gather enough toilet paper to save my life!

Assdumper by Dandongding December 16, 2016

asspumper 

A man who''pumps'' or thrusts his penis into a man or womens anus, Or if the women has a penis(fuckign wierd) can thrust it into another man or womens.

Johny is sure a asspumper, that faggot.

asspumper by ErikTHEstonerDUDE August 10, 2006