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asscranker 

a person who frequently enjoys the delicately termed "buttsecks" or a word to be used as a general insult
"Joel, you're such a freakin asscranker!" or "Shut up asscranker!"
asscranker by Alaina G November 12, 2008
Words you can keep

Asscrawler 

Weak-minded, Idiot, Obnoxious, One who/which crawls ass (goes way beyond sucking)!
Bush, Saddam, Blair, Sharon and Osama are fucking Asscrawlers!
Asscrawler by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004

Asscrackers 

A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."
"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"
Asscrackers by S. Prime March 24, 2009

AssCracken 

When the leftover poo from dropping a load, intwines butt crack hair to form the resemblance of tentacles.
"I can smell that asscracken from here" "don't go swimming with them they have an asscracken"
AssCracken by GIGTYJAZZ July 12, 2018

asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.
Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.
asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003

Asscrater 

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.
We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.
Asscrater by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside
Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.
New Years Asscraker by firecraker098 December 30, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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