asscranker Share definition Flag a person who frequently enjoys the delicately termed "buttsecks" or a word to be used as a general insult "Joel, you're such a freakin asscranker!" or "Shut up asscranker!" asscranker by Alaina G November 12, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the asscranker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch