asscranker 

a person who frequently enjoys the delicately termed "buttsecks" or a word to be used as a general insult

"Joel, you're such a freakin asscranker!" or "Shut up asscranker!"

asscranker by Alaina G November 12, 2008

Asscrawler 

Weak-minded, Idiot, Obnoxious, One who/which crawls ass (goes way beyond sucking)!

Bush, Saddam, Blair, Sharon and Osama are fucking Asscrawlers!

Asscrawler by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004

Asscrackers 

A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."

"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"

Asscrackers by S. Prime March 24, 2009

AssCracken 

When the leftover poo from dropping a load, intwines butt crack hair to form the resemblance of tentacles.

"I can smell that asscracken from here" "don't go swimming with them they have an asscracken"

AssCracken by GIGTYJAZZ July 12, 2018

asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.

Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003

Asscrater 

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.

We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.

Asscrater by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside

Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.

New Years Asscraker by firecraker098 December 30, 2009