asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.

Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003

Asswater 

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

Asswater by tutash June 6, 2003

asswalker 

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.

"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"

asswalker by El Matt February 28, 2008

assmankey 

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

assmankey by Glocked April 17, 2005

assmaker 

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h

you are being such an assmaker

assmaker by mattalianna April 8, 2017

Acewanker 

Acewanker

The best player in world of tanks history. Has sick 4k latam recents and a massive e-cock. He is also NOT a weeb.

Damn dude, you see Acewankers sick 907 dpg? He has like 900 dpg!

And eural exclaimed- "You're so fucking dumb ace, commit game end!"

Acewanker by Acewankr January 10, 2019

asslantern 

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.

DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!

asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003