Asscrawler

Weak-minded, Idiot, Obnoxious, One who/which crawls ass (goes way beyond sucking)!

Bush, Saddam, Blair, Sharon and Osama are fucking Asscrawlers!

by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004

Asscrackers

A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."

"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"

by S. Prime March 24, 2009

Asscrater

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.

We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.

by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside

Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.

by firecraker098 December 30, 2009

asscranker

a person who frequently enjoys the delicately termed "buttsecks" or a word to be used as a general insult

"Joel, you're such a freakin asscranker!" or "Shut up asscranker!"

by Alaina G November 12, 2008

asscracker

The poop that was missed when wiping your ass and left in the crack of your ass all day to become crusty.

Dude I got this huge asscracker!!!
Look at that asscracker.
you smell like an asscracker

by Craig Lebarron October 1, 2005

asscracker

A black male wanting attention to his ass from a White man.

Damn that nigger is a asscracker.

by Codtank123 October 5, 2016