Ass-Crackery 

Of or relating to the ass crack. May also be used as a vile reference or interjection.

This entire lecture is pure ass-crackery.

Rachel took me home and said it was time for some ass-crackery so I hit it good.

Ass-Crackery by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

ass cracker 

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass

Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"

ass cracker by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009

nigga-ass-cracker 

Your homie who is a cracker, but he's such a brotha you call him a nigga.

yo that cracker is such a brotha. He is a nigga-ass-cracker.

nigga-ass-cracker by Rez-a-wan August 11, 2011

Ass Cracker 

One who engages in anal sex.

That wanker is an ass cracker.

Ass Cracker by Michael Caranguejo September 18, 2003

Mo Mo ass cracker 

One dumb ass white person

That Mo Mo ass cracker is the dumbest person ever.

Mo Mo ass cracker by Fantom789 December 16, 2017

Cracker ass cracker (also Cracka ass cracka) 

A white person, usually ignorant and/or racist, for whom the racial slur cracker - while capturing the essence of the individual's personality - does not quite seem to fully capture the extent of the individual's ignorant and/or racist behavior without being used twice. The word "ass" is therefore used to break up the dual usage of the term cracker - not only to emphasize the insult by adding an expletive (for example the way "punk bitch" is enhanced: "punk ass bitch"), but also because using the same word twice in a row doesn't sound right.

Often used somewhat under one's breath in disgust after having just made a point about an individual who is indeed a cracker, or the aforementioned cracker ass cracker.

white guy with a stupid grin on his face trying to sound cool: "for shizzle, my nizzle"

any black person: "mothafuckin' what??? shut yo fuckin' mouth ya little bitch! ....cracka ass cracka..."

The cracka in Cracker ass cracker (also Cracka ass cracka) is almost never pronounced cracker.

Cracker ass cracker (also Cracka ass cracka) by jiggajoo February 6, 2010

pussy ass cracker 

Any member of Law enforcement in the south.

Man fuck you Courtney you pussy ass cracker.

pussy ass cracker by Sgt Cracker February 1, 2008