asscot 

a scotsman who thinks your an ass

scotsman: oh you bloody asscot, go fuk a lamb!
some american: word

asscot by the asscot April 19, 2006

asscot 

A hick word for the meaning of the word tired

I threw firewood all day, my asscot tired.

asscot by Bilf n Boo September 10, 2005

asscot 

1. A piece of ass one keeps as a pet.

2. A sexual partner who likes to do it doggy-style.

1.
Your boyfriend seems quite obedient.
He's not my boyfriend, he's my asscot. Come here, boy!

2.
I just gave my asscot a copy of the Kama Sutra, see if he gets some new ideas...

asscot by Jay Bee January 5, 2009

Ascot Push 

One excellent way of exercising muscle groups that throw a punch and especially a potent hook. This Original Gentleman method of exercising muscle groups that called an "Ascot Push" is devoted and related to self-defense including such movements as a punch, and even more, a ruthlessly efficient hook. The method also densifies the bone matter of your tools; your hands. Why? Because the more pressure/impact/low stress damage is presented to the fists or any bone matter incuding collagen-type tissues, the more dense they get, period. It even has a scientific name, "Wolff's Law". All you need to do is put on a pair of slippers, you know, something else than rain-boots at least, and press against a wall as hard as you can. This method of training, will absolutely make of you a very potent adversary to foes, to protect yourself from evil intended people in general that would want to harm you or yours unlawfully. This method comes from "P-Town", Pincourt, QC, Canada. In these crazy times, I hope this helps.

The dude did the Ascot Push exercise everyday to make him a better fighter to defend himself. The Ascot Push exercise makes people stronger and helps for self-defense, making specific muscle groups stronger to deliver violent hooks.

Ascot Push by Ascot1111 February 15, 2023

Arscott 

A name carried by a long lineage of legendary thinkers, crafts folk, nobles and badass visionaries. You would think that carrying such status would go to ones head, but not an Arscott. They remain kind, generous, funny and more often that not, they’re incredibly good looking. When you find yourself in the presence of an Arscott, remember to take a deep breath, remain calm and enjoy immercing yourself in the wisdom they will undoubtedly share.

“There’s something different about Gina, what happened?” “Oh, she met an Arscott, she’s so wise now! Lucky thing!”

Arscott by Hedge-Dweller January 4, 2018

arscoto

A fancy sausage made of sugar, arsenic, pop rocks, and human toes.

Child: What’s for dinner grandma?
Grandmother: I’m planning on making arscoto, child.

arscoto by SenateDemocrat September 5, 2020

Asscomplice 

An Asscomplice is an individual who in a three way is the accomplice doing the ass.

I was about to dismantle two way Wendy when she told me there’s a reason they call her two way Wendy. If I didn’t find an Asscomplice to join me, there would be no dismantling. Lucky for me I found Jism hands Jason to hit the back side. Sick son of a bitch!

Asscomplice by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020