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same as saying "ass got"
"Damn girl you ascot phat!"
ascot by Jacob Starling October 29, 2007
Commonly misbelieved to be an article of clothing, it is actually a fruit.
Ascot by TheHugger October 12, 2010
A word you can use to mean dick or penis or cock to hide the fact you meant to say ass
"Hey girl, come lick my as-"
"OMG WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARE YOU GA-"
"My ascot, come lick my ascot"
"Oh for a minute i thought yo-"
"You can lick my ass too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
ascot by savages24 May 30, 2022

Ascot Push 

One excellent way of exercising muscle groups that throw a punch and especially a potent hook. This Original Gentleman method of exercising muscle groups that called an "Ascot Push" is devoted and related to self-defense including such movements as a punch, and even more, a ruthlessly efficient hook. The method also densifies the bone matter of your tools; your hands. Why? Because the more pressure/impact/low stress damage is presented to the fists or any bone matter incuding collagen-type tissues, the more dense they get, period. It even has a scientific name, "Wolff's Law". All you need to do is put on a pair of slippers, you know, something else than rain-boots at least, and press against a wall as hard as you can. This method of training, will absolutely make of you a very potent adversary to foes, to protect yourself from evil intended people in general that would want to harm you or yours unlawfully. This method comes from "P-Town", Pincourt, QC, Canada. In these crazy times, I hope this helps.
The dude did the Ascot Push exercise everyday to make him a better fighter to defend himself. The Ascot Push exercise makes people stronger and helps for self-defense, making specific muscle groups stronger to deliver violent hooks.
Ascot Push by Ascot1111 February 15, 2023

Ascot International School 

Ascot Room 

A small room on the second floor of The Quest where local shows are usually held.
You gonna go see Somerset at the Ascot Room?
Ascot Room by Jess "Danny" January 31, 2005
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