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Also...a$$b0t.
An insult used against IM "learning" bots.
IM Example: Upon directing a question at megahal, an IM bot...

<PM> megahal what do you know about Mags?

<MegaHAL> I have what i was him, i'd appreciate it. Do you have a growth on my brain that causes memory lapses. Could you tell me about mags.

<PM> megahal you should have something done about that growth on your brain

<MegaHAL> Me? I have a growth on your brain.
<PM> megahal the growth is on your brain, not mine you a$$b0t!
assbot by PM June 23, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
An exclamation used to distract Angels just before you throw a Molotov at them.
"Hey, Assbutt!" *Throws Molotov*
Assbutt by Castiell May 22, 2010
Related Words
When a friends farts smell so bad the person is banned from the room.
That meat feast pizza has given you rotten farts. Fart again and i'll have to give you a five minute assbo from the lounge!
assbo by tilston boys December 8, 2011
ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019
The greatest insult to ever be uttered by an angel of the lord. More specifically, Castiel.
This insult can commonly be found when and angel holding a Molotov cocktail of holy fire
"Hey assbutt!"
*throws molotov cocktail at Michael*
Dean: "Assbutt?"
Bobby: "Can we not talk about this right now? In case you haven't noticed, we are literally in the middle of the APOCALYPSE? Idjits."
Assbutt by sparrow system June 11, 2020
the tail bone,pelvis ,it pretty much defines itself.
i was screwing her doggystyle and my pubes kept grinding hard on her assbone.

that guys a total assbone
assbone by the real luba May 20, 2008
First used by the character Castiel ( Misha Collins) the word originated from the show Supernatural. To be used as an insult and to get some ones attention. Very useful when dealing with superwholocks.
I.e."HEY!ASSBUTT" as you throw a bottle of holy fire at them to send them back to heaven/hell.
Assbutt by Rita Dalli December 19, 2013
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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