A young, petite, scantily clad female, usually seen walking down the street by your work or your local walmart. known by he older generation as a "spinner". These women can be usually be seen wearing clothes that would equate to an adult male's shirt sleeve. The name refers to the fact that when you take them home to fuck them, you literally split them up the middle, like firewood, because they're so skinny there isn't any room inside for your dick.

dustin: hey tuck, did you hook up with that skinny bitch the other night?
tuck: yeah, I took her little ass home and split it like firewood!

Firewood by fleshhammer July 11, 2014

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Twighlight, the fiction novel about a stupid girl who falls in love with a vampire. She would rather die than not be with him.

Person 1: I wish stephanie meyer would write more twiglight books.

Person 2: Why??

Person 1: I'm running out of Firewood.

Firewood by Harry potter forever January 21, 2012

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fun to watch, it's used as sarcasm so it really means that it's gayer then shit to look at or watch or if a fucker is being gay as shit.

Oh my god, those faggots are being firewood.

firewood by okaynonene September 28, 2005

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Term used for the patheic pieces of wood with wheels used by 'plank wanks'.

i'm going to shove all that firewood on my bonfire.

firewood by Tim August 7, 2003

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When you masturbate like you are trying to start a fire and when you get a fiery sensation you soothe it with your flowing semen

I was trying out the new technique, the firewood, the other day and it felt rejuvenating .

Firewood by fuccboii69 May 17, 2016

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