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the little balls of toilet paper that get caught and rung up in your ass pubes that are immune to being picked. Very valuable when collected in a large quantity.
1. When the nigger tried picking my ass cotton, he couldn't make them budge.

2. I had so much ass cotton wrapped up in my ass pubes that I no longer could drop the kids off at the pool.
by Daniel0504710 February 12, 2008
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An unexplained large amount of cotton that is generated in someones ass crack from as a result of his underwear. This strange compound is extremely satisfying to pick out
Dude 1 : Dude, look what i have.
Dude 2: Dude, is that your ass cotton? Nasty bro...
Dude 1: Yeah but dude, it's so satisfying.
by Infernalboi November 01, 2018
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The large quantity of cotton that is able to be generated from ones underwear and is extremely satisfying to pick out.
Dude 1: Yo dude look at this big pile of ass cotton
Dude 2: Dude, that's nasty...
Dude 1: Yeah, but it's so satisfying
by Infernalboi November 01, 2018
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