assbassador

An ambassador of ass.

That dump truck is looking fire, you’re an assbassador for sure.

assbassador by LingDanc803 February 20, 2023

ambassador pineapple 

A creative term for hand grenade, coined by Gordon Freeman while on his adventure through black Mesa in the machinima Freeman's mind

"this sounds like a job for ambassador pineapple, you'll be representing me out on the floor today" *explosion* "and we've come to a resolution*

ambassador pineapple by Freakingdoomguy April 18, 2019

Coffee ambassador 

Usually not a barista but office staff with to much extracurricular activities who follow all available coffee training rather than doing the work they were hired to do. After becoming coffee ambassador they will spend even less time working. It was intended for promoting coffee but usually these coffee ambassadors feel that they are better than anybody else. They are the kind of person that will tell somebody who drinks gourmet coffee that they are wrong because it is not roasted the Starbucks way or to tell a barista that he or she is doing his or her work the wrong way. Usually wears blinders and can not see things any other way than their own way. Despised by people who make coffee for a living and consider a parasite and a coffee tourist rather than a professional

The coffee ambassador refused to admit to the gourmet coffee drinker that there are coffees that taste better that Starbucks coffee. She even defended the taste of Pike Place roast without ever drinking it herself.

Coffee ambassador by Howard Schultz October 11, 2008

Ambassadors Hedge 

Immaculately trimmed minge - pencil thin but clearly visible.

Porn stars love an Ambassadors Hedge as do BBC newsreaders and Ambassadors wives.

Ambassadors Hedge by waz funnell June 10, 2010

Anal Ambassador 

A gay man who makes his ass available for penetration to men in other countries, cities, etc.

Ryan just got back from his trip to Europe...I heard he got his ass fucked in four different Countries

Yeah, he's a total anal ambassador

Anal Ambassador by Salin Vaar August 19, 2014

vaginal ambassador 

Simply refers to a mans penis

I sent my vaginal ambassador on a diplomatic mission. Translated: I fucked her.

vaginal ambassador by Fargo97 April 6, 2006

Xbox Ambassador 

An Xbox Ambassador is simply volunteer support for the Xbox Community. No, Xbox Ambassadors do NOT work for Microsoft.

Xbox Ambassador: I work for Microsoft, I'll ban you!
Guy1: You don't work for Microsoft.
Guy2: Shut up pussy.

Xbox Ambassador by Mr. HappySauce May 25, 2014