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assanoma 

When a guy goes back to his ex for sex because he wants to be a back stabbing bitch
Suzie had a ex who went to his ex for sex to get back at Suzie so he went to the doctor and got assanoma
assanoma by Lucy Goosy April 9, 2021
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assanoma 

When your spouse goes to his ex girlfriend/boyfriend for ex to get back at you and they fuck
Suzie had a spouse named Timmy, Timmy went to Lucy (ex) and had sex Timmy had a guilty pleasure and was diagnosed with assanoma
assanoma by Lucy Goosy April 9, 2021
Related Words
guy who thinks that he's God's gift to women and a cassanova but when in reality he's an ass
Tonia: Girl did you see Jim strutting his stuff outside the Platinum Gold bar?

Stephanie: Yeah, he thinks he's hot but he's really an assanova!
assanova by btchalorette July 31, 2011

assanomoly 

"Dude, that is a freaking assanomoly."
assanomoly by Mamahd October 18, 2013

assnomaly 

A swollen gluteal muscle, usually unbalancing the cheek proportion.
Look at matts ass its such an assnomaly.
assnomaly by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

assanomical 

Being irritating or an ass!
Don’t be an assanomical retard.
assanomical by Calebleeedward12 September 29, 2020

assanomical 

Being irritating or an ass!
Assanomical bitch.
assanomical by Calebleeedward12 September 29, 2020
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