assanoma

When a guy goes back to his ex for sex because he wants to be a back stabbing bitch

Suzie had a ex who went to his ex for sex to get back at Suzie so he went to the doctor and got assanoma

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When your spouse goes to his ex girlfriend/boyfriend for ex to get back at you and they fuck

Suzie had a spouse named Timmy, Timmy went to Lucy (ex) and had sex Timmy had a guilty pleasure and was diagnosed with assanoma

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assanova

guy who thinks that he's God's gift to women and a cassanova but when in reality he's an ass

Tonia: Girl did you see Jim strutting his stuff outside the Platinum Gold bar?

Stephanie: Yeah, he thinks he's hot but he's really an assanova!

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Kim Kardashian's ass.

"Dude, that is a freaking assanomoly."

assanomoly by Mamahd October 18, 2013

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A swollen gluteal muscle, usually unbalancing the cheek proportion.

Look at matts ass its such an assnomaly.

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Being irritating or an ass!

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Being irritating or an ass!

Assanomical bitch.

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