assanova

guy who thinks that he's God's gift to women and a cassanova but when in reality he's an ass

Tonia: Girl did you see Jim strutting his stuff outside the Platinum Gold bar?

Stephanie: Yeah, he thinks he's hot but he's really an assanova!

assanova by btchalorette July 31, 2011

assanoma 

When a guy goes back to his ex for sex because he wants to be a back stabbing bitch

Suzie had a ex who went to his ex for sex to get back at Suzie so he went to the doctor and got assanoma

assanoma by Lucy Goosy April 9, 2021

assanoma 

When your spouse goes to his ex girlfriend/boyfriend for ex to get back at you and they fuck

Suzie had a spouse named Timmy, Timmy went to Lucy (ex) and had sex Timmy had a guilty pleasure and was diagnosed with assanoma

assanoma by Lucy Goosy April 9, 2021