Matts
Matts by MonkeMan2464 November 25, 2021
Words you can keep
matts
Matts is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Matts', you will notice a Matts by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Matts takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?
Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?
The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:
Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!
Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?
The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:
Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!
Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
matts by Nazgul_ring October 8, 2018
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mattsy • mattsexual • Mattshea • Mattson • Mattster • mattsturbate • matts alright • matts cock • Matts Dick • matts fish camp
matts manjunk
large package of genetalia associated with males named Matt...Everyone knows at least one Matt who sports a large monolithic package beneath the trowsers
I cant seem to keep a girl happy .... if i only had matts manjunk i'd be litterally batting a thousand.
matts manjunk by ronski July 5, 2010
Matts Mum
The excuse to anything and everything when in a conversation. It can be used to put people off, as an answer to ANY question and can be the response to anything such as a hello!
Dave: Hey man, whats up?
John: Matts Mum!
OR
Terry: What the f**k man, what are you doing?
Steve: Matts Mum, what else???
John: Matts Mum!
OR
Terry: What the f**k man, what are you doing?
Steve: Matts Mum, what else???
Matts Mum by "O" Town rep May 31, 2010
matts alright
matts alright by Ogpoopsock May 17, 2021
matts cock
matts cock by Isaytruthful April 27, 2017
Matts Dick
A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater
Matts Dick by ShowUsYaCunt September 1, 2022
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