What your taste-buds are subjected to when you unwittingly chomp on a strip of lox when you'd assumed it was merely "regular" filleted salmon.
My crafty brother-in-law loves to prankingly slip "extreme" or "spiked" foods on me (i.e., heavily-spiced, excessive onions or vinegar, alum or teriyaki added, etc.) during our backyard barbecues; I therefore always try to remember to warily test any "unattended" plates of food with my tongue before naively taking a bite, so as not to get assalted.
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She is very hard to get.
She is a person you can trust and you should never give up on. She needs you as much as you do her. If you are loyal to her she will return the favor, but if u screw with her you lost your chances.
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When you find a Assala, you better grab her before someone else does.
She is very hard to get.
She is a person you can trust and you should never give up on. She needs you as much as you do her. If you are loyal to her she will return the favor, but if u screw with her you lost your chances.
Assala waits for the right man. And if it's you damnnn you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Assala is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Assala is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Assala has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.
When you find a Assala, you better grab her before someone else does.
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Get the Assala mug.The Global Assault Yeet Squad (here on referred to as GAYS) is a low profile group of elite soldiers that will stop at nothing to stop their foes, the BBC (Bolivian Battlement Camp), who work alongside the JIZZ's (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar). The GAYS work in various scenarios, most of them involving Autism Awareness Centers.
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BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!
BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.
BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!
BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.
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The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
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“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”
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