ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

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ass scratcher

a fat loner who watches hentai or the dude from discord

shiki: hey ass scratcher lol...
ass scratcher: hey shiki

by ass_scratcher420 December 1, 2020

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ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

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Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.

Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

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ass scratch

the itchy arse being scratched.

Person: Hey, how is my drawing?
Person 2: ass scratch

by xXass_scratcher_69Xx October 3, 2021

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winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

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