ass-scratcher 

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

ass-scratcher by harry flashman July 4, 2003

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

ass scratcher by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

ass scratcher

a fat loner who watches hentai or the dude from discord

shiki: hey ass scratcher lol...
ass scratcher: hey shiki

ass scratcher by ass_scratcher420 December 1, 2020

Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.

Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.

Kansas ass scratcher by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

ass scratch

the itchy arse being scratched.

Person: Hey, how is my drawing?
Person 2: ass scratch

ass scratch by xXass_scratcher_69Xx October 3, 2021

winding your ass and scratching your watch 

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

winding your ass and scratching your watch by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

Scratch ass month 

December 1st-31
National scratch ass month (weirdest yet)
Comes after grab ass and slap ass (november)

Free card to scratch any girls ass😍😍

Hey Billy you see Darlene over there, don't you wanna scratch her ass?

Obviously it's scratch ass month

Scratch ass month by Currydipbra76 December 5, 2019