ass-hatery

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-the act of weaeing your ass as a hat

-being a dumbass

-performing fucked up stunts that the cast of jackass wouldn't even do

bicycle jousting, ass-hatery at its finest

ass-hatery by meteu April 27, 2009

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bitch ass hater

Someone who is totally a ridiculous hater. Like they shouldn't hate that much it's just ridiculous how much they hate.

Tanisha was really bitch ass hating on that handicap guy over there. What a bitch ass hater.

bitch ass hater by Maaaarvin February 16, 2014

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ass hattery

The act of a person being an ass hat.

Stop it with your ass hattery!

ass hattery by Juice November 9, 2004

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Ass Hattery

When a bunch of asshats get together and create noise. Usually politicians or fox news fans.

We walked into the party and they were serving wine coolers and cheese its the signs of ass hattery potential was high.

Ass Hattery by Swanika June 1, 2017

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Broke ass hater

A term made popular by Lil Tay and Woah Vicky to address their broke followers. A term similar to “This costs more than yo mamas RENT”. Retarded as fuck. Usually used in videos where they get out of cars they don’t own and start ranting and yelling for no particular reason.

Lil Tay: ALL YALL BROKE ASS HATERS . I LIVE IN THE HILLS, BITCH
Woah Vicky: YOU ALL BROKE ASS HATERS, THIS LAMBURGINI COSTS MORE THAN YO MAMAS RENT. STOP HATIN, GET MONEY.

Broke ass hater by BakedLays June 10, 2018

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ass hatry

1. adj. descriptive words used to state the rediculousness of an act, article of clothing, or ones state of being.
2. adj. descriptive words used to call something "bullshit" or "a bunch of shinnanigans"
3. n. the uncommonly studied indonesian profession of hatting an ass.
4. v. the process of hatting an ass

when saying, "this is absolutely rediculous!"
substitute ass-hatry to get: "this is ass-hatry!"
"this is a load of ass hatry"

ass hatry by balthazar1 November 8, 2006

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Hatein Ass Haters

People who hate on people like Jay-Z

Fans of Nas and anyone who hate Jay-Z

Hatein Ass Haters by Tesha December 30, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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