ass licked 

When something is kicking your ass, but you like it.

"Bro, im getting my ass licked by elden ring right now. malenia is destroying me, not in a sexual way."
"bro why did you specify that? and doesn't her boots have individual toes?"

ass licked by JupiterCoyote July 5, 2022

i licked my own ass crack 

i did and no one will stop me

person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

i licked my own ass crack by the golden woodchuck March 20, 2023

licked a bum's ass 

A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.

A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.

Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.

licked a bum's ass by B. Cilfone October 27, 2008

Ass-Licker

1. A person or persons who are constantly licking someone elses ass so they can get something in return. Often used to describe teachers pets and people who suck up constantly.
2. Jason Drury

1. You're such an ass-licker Jason that it is impossible to tell where you start and the teacher ends.

Ass-Licker by Scott Williamson June 18, 2004

ass licker

1) Someone willing to lick the inside of the buttocks. Yeah, the hole.

2) A sycophant.

Hey ass licker, come lick me out


threnody isn't cool, you're such an ass licker.

ass licker by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

ass licker

In the sexual sense, an "ass licker" is anyone who enjoys licking someones asshole.

ass licker by Steve - Buffalo NY August 20, 2003

ass licker

Someone who participates in licking of ass.

Man ryan Francis is such an ass licker!

ass licker by AK April 2, 2003