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Ashlicked 

Adjective,
A male completely dominated by a member of the female species.
A man who doesn't make any decisions anymore.
Colloquially speaking a man who is completely and utterly under the thumb.
A man who does whatever his woman says.
i.e.
1. Come on it's only 9:30pm why are you going home, oh your ashlicked!

2. I'd love to be off to the country this weekend for a bit of vistory but unfortunately I'm Ashlicked and want to avoid any confrontation.
Ashlicked by MalS June 11, 2006
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asslicker 

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.
asslicker by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

ashlified 

adj. to make oneself the most beautiful him/herself has ever been.
We must go out, lets get ashlified for all the boys!
ashlified by matthew connolly April 6, 2004

asslicker 

Someone who likes to lick peoples assholes during sex or something you call someone
Oh man that guy is a major asslicker
asslicker by odyfart October 9, 2014

ASSLICKER6699 

the coolest person you will ever meet, you wish you were me bitchasswhore :))))))))))
squeen - hey, don't you just wish you were ASSLICKER6699

peaches - ya but I will just shake my ass
ASSLICKER6699 by ASSLICKER6699 April 25, 2019

nosepicking asslicker 

someone who doesn't realize how hypocritical they really are...they also pick their nose and lick asses
Dominic you are being such a nosepicking asslicker.

asslicketry 

1)A relatively new term, originating in St. Andrews, referring to the process by which a man wraps his tongue around another man's ring piece.......sick, i know.
2) A sickening degree of 'sucking up'
James thought he might get into honours with a bit of strategic asslicketry.
asslicketry by rampagus_maximus October 27, 2003
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