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Ass-Licker

1. A person or persons who are constantly licking someone elses ass so they can get something in return. Often used to describe teachers pets and people who suck up constantly.
2. Jason Drury
1. You're such an ass-licker Jason that it is impossible to tell where you start and the teacher ends.
Ass-Licker by Scott Williamson June 18, 2004
Words you can keep

ass licker

1) Someone willing to lick the inside of the buttocks. Yeah, the hole.

2) A sycophant.
Hey ass licker, come lick me out


threnody isn't cool, you're such an ass licker.
ass licker by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

ass licker

In the sexual sense, an "ass licker" is anyone who enjoys licking someones asshole.
ass licker by Steve - Buffalo NY August 20, 2003

ass licker

Someone who participates in licking of ass.
Man ryan Francis is such an ass licker!
ass licker by AK April 2, 2003

Ass Licker

Someone who is sexually stimulated and gratified by licking another persons filthy, stinky asshole.
That dude is a bonified Ass Licker. He licked his girlfriend's asshole clean. He even ate the kernal of corn she farted onto his tounge.
Ass Licker by slicksal October 24, 2006

ass licker

A redneck fucker from Jacksonville who sits in front of me in Math class and always kisses the teachers ass just so he can fuck her while her husbands out cheating on her with some man-whore.
That ass licker fucked our 84 year old History teacher last night...
ass licker by Anonymous May 7, 2004

ass licker

ass licker is a person or thing that licks any kind of ass hawt ugly hairy black u name it, when a person or thing is licking asses they also tend to to go inside the asshole n lick it right through
friend says to jay jay" i have some chocolate left over from the toilet want some"
jay jay says"yerr y not i guess its better den my mums digag"

in this case jay jay is the ass licker :)
ass licker by saharrx November 1, 2009
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