ass gun
When one inserts their finger into their ass then aims the finger and blows on it towards an unsuspecting victim. This can also be done with a very filthy belly button.
ass gun by Figueiredo August 28, 2007
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long ass gun
long ass gun by MrBro-iden October 23, 2015
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ass gun • long ass gun • Ass Machine Gun • assgunner • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass water
Ass Machine Gun
A bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet paper, it will shoot right through it leaving holes with brown rings around it.
-usualy sounds like: "KAck Kack Kack Kack kersplash Kack Kack kack Kack kack"
-usualy sounds like: "KAck Kack Kack Kack kersplash Kack Kack kack Kack kack"
I was sitting on the toilet and started to freak out as my Ass Machine Gun started annihilating my toilet bowl with the most potent Highpowered shit ive ever smelt in my life.
Ass Machine Gun by JoeyToesy July 25, 2008
assgunner
assgunner by Tocs "assmuncher" Fenn September 26, 2004
assgunner
assgunner by MechaMonkey September 28, 2004
assgun
When you’re taking a shit and a fart at the same time and it sounds like some kind of mini gun is stuck up your ass.
assgun by DonutDemon March 16, 2022
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