ass fu 

Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.

I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.

Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.

ass fu by deathfordough June 10, 2013

FU-DAMN-ASS 

A poor vain attempt at joining the words fuck, damn, and jackass together usefull when infuriated to the point of saying made up and giberish words pronounced the same as it looks except said faster

Dude1: Uh...you forgot your books
Dude2: FU-DAMN-ASS!!!!

FU-DAMN-ASS by The Sexman January 30, 2009

Slap-ass full 

When an object is so damn full there is no way you're getting anything else in there.

"Take the trash out."

"I can't! The dumpster is slap-ass full!"

"Just pack it in the best you can."

Slap-ass full by Biggitybomb December 4, 2018

Ass Fupa

Typically a woman whose ass is large enough to form a bulge or lump that resembles a fat upper pubic area

Dude, her ass fupa is so heavy and disgusting that last night the force was such that when we were done fucking, I walked away with my pubic bone crushed and my dick missing.

Ass Fupa by The Assistant Regional Janitor December 21, 2010

407-ass-fuck 

The number for publix supermarket.

Trevor: hey whats the number for publix.
Tyler: oh its 407-ass-fuck.

407-ass-fuck by t. jack March 9, 2008

Ass Fuck 

Ass Fucking is a favorite of dirty sluts. A true whore often prefers being fucked in the ass over having a cock in her little wet pussy. She likes to bend over, lift her skirt and beg a man to shove his dick up her tight asshole. She will beg for it hard and moan as she feels his cock ram into her ass. After the man cums in her ass she will often suck his cock as his jizz drips from her ass.

Kathy loves a good, hard, dirty ass fuck. I heard her talking to her friend on the phone. She said she had let 2 of her coworkers fuck her ass just the day before. Kathy said "I bent over and begged for it. One of them made me suck him while the other pumped my poor asshole. They kept calling me a slut and I rubbed my clit while they took turns fucking my ass and face. They both shot huge loads of cum inside me then left me with jizz dripping from my ass. They were right, I am a dirty slut"

Ass Fuck by btld August 22, 2007

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! 

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! by Yo Momma October 11, 2004