deathfordough's definitions
Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.
I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.
Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.
Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.
by deathfordough June 10, 2013
Get the ass fumug. A very large girl that is constantly bitchy and never happy. Not to be confused with a Twatapotamus.
"Dude! WTF is up with that pissed off fatty over there?"
"Stay away from that one. She's a hippotwattamus"
"Stay away from that one. She's a hippotwattamus"
by deathfordough November 18, 2016
Get the Hippotwattamusmug. An old Mexican woman who no longer gives a fuck about anyone or anything and will not hesitate to beat your ass with a chancleta.
Don't mess with my abuela. She's a chanclasaurus! She's old and doesn't take shit from anyone. I think she beat Jesus' ass with his own chancletas.
by deathfordough March 17, 2022
Get the Chanclasaurusmug. When you take a shit that is so devastating and foul that right before you flush you hear Shang Tsung say "Finish him!"
by deathfordough May 23, 2016
Get the Mortal Kombatmug. It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.
This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.
by deathfordough February 17, 2020
Get the Return to Sendermug. A girl who is so massively bitchy that she can never contain her cuntosity. She can be any shape or size but makes up for that by being a huge bitch or a Twatapottamus. Do not confuse for a Hippotwattamus
"That bitch is a Twatapottamus."
"Dude,that chick is off the charts hot! What's with the fat hating?"
"It's not her body, it's her level of bitchy. It's now the size of a Twatapottamus."
"Dude,that chick is off the charts hot! What's with the fat hating?"
"It's not her body, it's her level of bitchy. It's now the size of a Twatapottamus."
by deathfordough November 18, 2016
Get the Twatapottamusmug. A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.
Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.
by deathfordough July 17, 2015
Get the Mongoosemug.