deathfordough's definitions

Return to Sender

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.

This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.

by deathfordough February 17, 2020

Chanclasaurus

An old Mexican woman who no longer gives a fuck about anyone or anything and will not hesitate to beat your ass with a chancleta.

Don't mess with my abuela. She's a chanclasaurus! She's old and doesn't take shit from anyone. I think she beat Jesus' ass with his own chancletas.

by deathfordough March 17, 2022

Hippotwattamus

A very large girl that is constantly bitchy and never happy. Not to be confused with a Twatapotamus.

"Dude! WTF is up with that pissed off fatty over there?"
"Stay away from that one. She's a hippotwattamus"

by deathfordough November 18, 2016

Mortal Kombat

When you take a shit that is so devastating and foul that right before you flush you hear Shang Tsung say "Finish him!"

After eating those ghost pepper wings, I had Mortal Kombat in the shitter at work.

by deathfordough May 23, 2016

Mongoose

A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.

Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.

by deathfordough July 17, 2015

ass fu

Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.

I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.

Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.

by deathfordough June 10, 2013

gorilla wash

The act of squatting in the shower and splashing water on your nuts like a gorilla to get rid of leftover soap suds on your sack.

I had to do a gorilla wash on my nuts before all the water went down the drain.

by deathfordough June 10, 2011