ass dam

ass dam-The ability to sit in a bath tub drain the water in front of you but the water behind you stays where its at thus creating an ass dam.

Her ass was so big when she sits in the tub there was an ass dam deep enough to drown a small child.

by not me ghost November 18, 2010

dam that ass is influential!!!

an exclamation. Used when you see a big/juicy/sexy ass

SavageG:look at felicity`s bum dam that ass is influential!!!

by daboywithaplan February 9, 2021

Ass Damn

A wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right butt cheek, just covering the anus. Most commonly used as a moisture block/absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. Also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. Left in place, the Ass Damn is an effective remedy against such ailments as dysentery, swamp ass and hershey squirts.

Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.

A wad of soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best Ass Damn. However, this may substitued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys, cotton balls or newspaper in times of stress.

by Bootface July 12, 2006

ass dammit

The ultimate in backwards swearing.

ranks slightly above fuck ass

Ass Dammit Daniel, where are your pants?!

by friedricebob March 24, 2004

ass dambo

a word to describe a noun as being cool but actually is gay.

WOW! Jeff Wise is an ass dambo.

by K. Z. Zrystal August 19, 2006

slap-ass damage

when you get hit by something and it doesn't really hurt but you still yelp and react, like a slap on the ass

"bro did you just scream"
"yeah bro i just took slap-ass damage."

by Jimbles McKimbles February 3, 2020

swamp ass damage per second

Bwamp.

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.

by Strken November 21, 2019