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ass tea 

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during anal sex the lube and the shit mix together to form ass tea
this one time i was fucking a girl in the ass from behind and noticed that the ky and her bung juices formed a fucked up brown liquid
ass tea by stinky July 7, 2003
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Ass Tea 

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When a person eats a salad that is tainted with salmonella causing diarrhea consisting of chunks of vegetation mixed with shit.
Man, after eating that salad I scoured a turlet full of ass tea.
Ass Tea by Ashley James Williams June 12, 2018
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Ass Tea 

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The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.
"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."
Ass Tea by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022
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ass over tea kettle 

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to fall in such a way as your bum flips over your head
Man, last New Years Eve you really fell ass over tea kettle down Clint's basement stairs
ass over tea kettle by TheConcierge April 14, 2005
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ass over tea kettle 

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A term often used by those living in the North-Eastern United States, where rapidly changing winter weather creates slippery conditions for pedestrians without warning. Similar to taking a "wicked shitter," going "ass over tea kettle" describes the motion of the body as it somersaults uncontrollably on a driveway or down a set of basement stairs, for example. The tea kettle is valued during cold winter months and is used metaphorically to assert that something important (along with one's ass) has been damaged in the fall.
Not realizing that the driveway froze over, I went ass over tea kettle while goin' out to get the mail.
ass over tea kettle by Red-lah February 3, 2022
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Ass Over Tea Cup 

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Being so busy that you do not have anytime for anything else. No time to spare deeply involved in whatever the task and goal is!
I am Ass over Tea Cup with this event happening tomorrow.
Ass Over Tea Cup by StarmanG September 28, 2019
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Ass over tea kettle 

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In the state of being pissed off
John I'm so ass over tea kettle , my bitch Tina just left me.
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