A term often used by those living in the North-Eastern United States, where rapidly changing winter weather creates slippery conditions for pedestrians without warning. Similar to taking a "wicked shitter," going "ass over tea kettle" describes the motion of the body as it somersaults uncontrollably on a driveway or down a set of basement stairs, for example. The tea kettle is valued during cold winter months and is used metaphorically to assert that something important (along with one's ass) has been damaged in the fall.
Not realizing that the driveway froze over, I went ass over tea kettle while goin' out to get the mail.
by Red-lah February 03, 2022
A condition among people with strong idiosyncratic grammatical preferences who have been repeatedly exposed to Giada De Laurentiis ending sentences with the word "golden." Symptoms include an uncontrollable urge to yell "Brown!" whenever hearing anyone say it in reference to cooking.
by Red-lah April 28, 2023