ass over tea kettle

to fall in such a way as your bum flips over your head

Man, last New Years Eve you really fell ass over tea kettle down Clint's basement stairs

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

ass over tea kettle

A term often used by those living in the North-Eastern United States, where rapidly changing winter weather creates slippery conditions for pedestrians without warning. Similar to taking a "wicked shitter," going "ass over tea kettle" describes the motion of the body as it somersaults uncontrollably on a driveway or down a set of basement stairs, for example. The tea kettle is valued during cold winter months and is used metaphorically to assert that something important (along with one's ass) has been damaged in the fall.

Not realizing that the driveway froze over, I went ass over tea kettle while goin' out to get the mail.

by Red-lah February 3, 2022

Ass over tea kettle

In the state of being pissed off

John I'm so ass over tea kettle , my bitch Tina just left me.

by Assoverteakettle July 26, 2013

ass over teakettle

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.

Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.

by K-T in da hizzouse May 2, 2006

ass over teakettle

to fall in such a way that you flip over, ass over head or head over heels

"He displayed an ass over teakettle aggressiveness in seeking dog-fights."

by elegantly_wasted July 30, 2008