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Icer

When a man takes a bag of ice and drops it on his scrotum just at the point of climax while masturbating. The idead is that the cold ice shocks the testicles and thus produces an exciting feeling.
Jon couldn't believe the orgasm he experiences when he gave himself an icer.
by stinky July 22, 2004
mugGet the Icermug.

Sidelining

The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.
Michael was banned from the Georgia Dome for three years after sidelining during the football game.
by Stinky September 2, 2014
mugGet the Sideliningmug.

Turd Burgular

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.
Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.
by stinky April 7, 2004
mugGet the Turd Burgularmug.

Vacation Set

An obsessive workout set that occurs 3-5 days prior to a vacation in hopes of improving one's looks.
Jon worked tirelessly on his vacation set at the gym in hopes of looking good for the ladies at the Jersey Shore.
by stinky July 29, 2004
mugGet the Vacation Setmug.

Rust

Residue stuck to the base of the penis and testicles after intercourse with a girl on her period.
After banging Erin's bloody cooch, Jon looked down and noticed rust on his junk.
by Stinky July 21, 2004
mugGet the Rustmug.

Nurse Rage

The reaction of a male nurse after twelve hours of tending to the care of filthy minorities.
Joe had the worst case of nurse rage after a 5'1" Latino man called him bald.
by stinky July 22, 2004
mugGet the Nurse Ragemug.

The Muffin Man

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.
by Stinky July 19, 2003
mugGet the The Muffin Manmug.

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