Ass-holy

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An individual or group of individuals who, publicly, go thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate their faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Practitioners of ass-holyness are not limited to clergy members of any specific religion, and often include prominent laity.

That pious putz epitomizes ass-holyness.

Ass-holy by JWR Editor in Chief February 20, 2022

Words you can keep

assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is)

When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.

"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."

assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is) by Black Turner December 13, 2013

HOLY ASS

GOD BLESS ASS

BOOTY EATING IS ACTIVE SO GOD BLESS ASS BTW HOLY ASS

HOLY ASS by Dsfjsofj ero December 14, 2017

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman!

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010

Holy Ass Balls

When you see something that you cannot explain, understand or even fathom. Used when there are no other expressive expressions that seem to cut it.

Did you see who Verny took home?

Holy ass balls, how did that happen?

Yeah, Verny is nasty.

Holy Ass Balls by Hairybastard February 19, 2010

Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks!

1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.

-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!

Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks! by Mirthmanx December 16, 2010

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026