Ass-holy 

An individual or group of individuals who, publicly, go thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate their faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Practitioners of ass-holyness are not limited to clergy members of any specific religion, and often include prominent laity.

That pious putz epitomizes ass-holyness.

Ass-holy by JWR Editor in Chief February 20, 2022

assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is)

When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.

"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."

assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is) by Black Turner December 13, 2013

HOLY ASS 

GOD BLESS ASS

BOOTY EATING IS ACTIVE SO GOD BLESS ASS BTW HOLY ASS

HOLY ASS by Dsfjsofj ero December 14, 2017

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! 

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010

Holy Ass Balls 

When you see something that you cannot explain, understand or even fathom. Used when there are no other expressive expressions that seem to cut it.

Did you see who Verny took home?

Holy ass balls, how did that happen?

Yeah, Verny is nasty.

Holy Ass Balls by Hairybastard February 19, 2010

Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks! 

1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.

-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!

Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks! by Mirthmanx December 16, 2010

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers 

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010