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The bible describes pious as being a very devout and learned fellow. I believe it is just being full of pie, or some sort of soft nougatty substance.
That dude over at Baker's Square is very pious.
by motoguy637 February 26, 2004
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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Used to describe a very devout and calm individual, one who does not sin and obeys the word of their god.
I'm the pious guy the little amlettes wanna be like, on my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife. - Weird Al - Amish Paradise
by ImJustAGuy July 05, 2007
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Religious to the extreme.
A person who doesnt do things against thier religion
That women if very pious.
by Ruqi February 27, 2004
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Living in a way which shows one's belief in a religion.
I behaved in a pious fashion when the existence of God was disproved.
by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004
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An adjective used to define a man or woman who enjoys hair pie.
You could tell Cletus was a pious man the way he ate Charleen's box!
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Excessively devoted esp. to a specific cause, commonly the church.

Roughly equivalent to devout or zealous.
The priest was so pious he wouldn't stop raping the 8-year-old for anything.
by The Ugly One February 27, 2004
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