11 definitions by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09
This means not only to be stoned or drunk or pilled up, its a combination of one or another. This usually means to smoke weed until your mind is fucking warped and when that happens you cool yourself off with a 12 pack of beer, thusly completing the "blowed up" process. Practice this method with your friends and see what kind of interesting combinations you can come up with.
Gary: Dude I'm at Jr's gettin' blowed up. 6 percodan, 8 beers, and 4 bowls. Still standin' tall. BERNT. Don't talk shit about total!
Dillon: I'll be there in 5 minutes
Dillon: I'll be there in 5 minutes
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010
Rusty Saxophone is similar to a Rusty Trombone, except there is anal fellatio and fingering with no reach around, whilst giving the male excruciating blue balls due to the non pleasure of the genitalia.
Your mom is terrible at the Rusty Trombone! She gave me something I had to add to Urban Dictionary! I call it a Rusty Saxophone. My balls hurt so fucking bad.
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010
Your mom's fatass gave herself a rusty cello. How does it feel knowing what I do to your mother when you are not around?
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010
Government. Also can be used to described management or any chaotic situation involving many people. AKA "clusters".
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 14, 2010
Better known by the rest of the world as "Ole PISS". This terrible place is located in Northern Mississippi and is littered with snobby-jackass-redneck-fucktard-alcoholic-dick-sucking people who frown upon the common Mississippian who actually has to earn their way to college and not have their parents pay for it. Their football team is a joke and is constantly overshadowed by much, much better SEC teams like Alabama, Auburn, LSU, Florida and Mississippi State. They hate being called The University of Mississippi because it has too many letters in it and its "hard to spell." They use the pseudonym because they think they are hiding the fact that it is still in crappy ass Mississippi. The school itself is great, it is the students that make it a terrible place to go to school.
Dillon: Ole Miss makes my bowels shift. I cant wait to see them lose to everybody like they always do.
Chris: They dont call em Ole Piss for nothing!
Chris: They dont call em Ole Piss for nothing!
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010
This is from one of those dumbass "Above the Influence" commercials where the kids are sitting in a diner and one says to another "hey we about to go get twisted, you in?". The definition of "twisted" is never revealed, which confuses the audience because, frankly, nobody in history has ever said they are getting fucking twisted.
Stereotypical Black kid 1: Aye Mane we bout to go get twisted, you in?
Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!
Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010
The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.
Customer walks in Lowe's:
"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"
Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!
"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"
Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 11, 2010