n. The term that is used when someone hooks up with someone via facebook. Also known as "facebook fuck buddies".
"I just added this hoe to my friends on facebook and we're already making plans on when and where we're going to fuck. Ima faceboning muthafucka!"
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 March 13, 2011
This is from one of those dumbass "Above the Influence" commercials where the kids are sitting in a diner and one says to another "hey we about to go get twisted, you in?". The definition of "twisted" is never revealed, which confuses the audience because, frankly, nobody in history has ever said they are getting fucking twisted.
Stereotypical Black kid 1: Aye Mane we bout to go get twisted, you in?
Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!
Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 06, 2010
This means not only to be stoned or drunk or pilled up, its a combination of one or another. This usually means to smoke weed until your mind is fucking warped and when that happens you cool yourself off with a 12 pack of beer, thusly completing the "blowed up" process. Practice this method with your friends and see what kind of interesting combinations you can come up with.
Gary: Dude I'm at Jr's gettin' blowed up. 6 percodan, 8 beers, and 4 bowls. Still standin' tall. BERNT. Don't talk shit about total!
Dillon: I'll be there in 5 minutes
Dillon: I'll be there in 5 minutes
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 06, 2010
Rusty Saxophone is similar to a Rusty Trombone, except there is anal fellatio and fingering with no reach around, whilst giving the male excruciating blue balls due to the non pleasure of the genitalia.
Your mom is terrible at the Rusty Trombone! She gave me something I had to add to Urban Dictionary! I call it a Rusty Saxophone. My balls hurt so fucking bad.
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 06, 2010
The biggest fucking joke in Ole Miss football history. Hired on to Ole Miss after they fired a great coach, David Cutcliffe, he took the Rebels on a trip down loser lane. He recruited great players and couldn't do shit with any of them. He now gets into bar fights in Baton Rouge and has sex with multiple prostitutes while masturbating to pictures of better college coaches. His impact on Ole Miss football was grave in that the coach that replaced him, Houston Nutt, had an array of talent to work with. But once that talent ran out, the Orgeron draft picks showed Nutt's true color. Nutt and Orgeron are soon to be best drinking buddies. Cheers
Preppy Ole Miss Ass Clown: Ed Orgeron sucks my ass! Houston Nutt is the greatest coach who has ever lived!
Dillon: Yeah says the team thats 4-8 two years after Orgeron left. Hmmmmm.....
Dillon: Yeah says the team thats 4-8 two years after Orgeron left. Hmmmmm.....
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 06, 2010
Government. Also can be used to described management or any chaotic situation involving many people. AKA "clusters".
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 14, 2010
A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.
Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!
Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.
Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 November 30, 2010