yourmomlovesmyjohnson09's definitions

faceboning

n. The term that is used when someone hooks up with someone via facebook. Also known as "facebook fuck buddies".

"I just added this hoe to my friends on facebook and we're already making plans on when and where we're going to fuck. Ima faceboning muthafucka!"

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 March 29, 2011

Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.

Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010

EAT a DICK!

Its virtually the same insult as just saying "Eat a Dick" but there is a different inflection on "Eat" and "Dick". Its said in a way that you hear "EAT" the loudest followed by "a" in a softer, calmer tone then you pause for a millisecond and with your last breath say "DICK" as loud as your last breath can stand.

Dillon: Fuck Ole Miss

Eric: EAT a DICK!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 4, 2010

Blowed Up

This means not only to be stoned or drunk or pilled up, its a combination of one or another. This usually means to smoke weed until your mind is fucking warped and when that happens you cool yourself off with a 12 pack of beer, thusly completing the "blowed up" process. Practice this method with your friends and see what kind of interesting combinations you can come up with.

Gary: Dude I'm at Jr's gettin' blowed up. 6 percodan, 8 beers, and 4 bowls. Still standin' tall. BERNT. Don't talk shit about total!

Dillon: I'll be there in 5 minutes

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

Get Twisted

This is from one of those dumbass "Above the Influence" commercials where the kids are sitting in a diner and one says to another "hey we about to go get twisted, you in?". The definition of "twisted" is never revealed, which confuses the audience because, frankly, nobody in history has ever said they are getting fucking twisted.

Stereotypical Black kid 1: Aye Mane we bout to go get twisted, you in?

Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

Rusty Saxophone

Rusty Saxophone is similar to a Rusty Trombone, except there is anal fellatio and fingering with no reach around, whilst giving the male excruciating blue balls due to the non pleasure of the genitalia.

Your mom is terrible at the Rusty Trombone! She gave me something I had to add to Urban Dictionary! I call it a Rusty Saxophone. My balls hurt so fucking bad.

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

Rusty Cello

It is the same as the Rusty Violin, except the user is of larger stature.

Your mom's fatass gave herself a rusty cello. How does it feel knowing what I do to your mother when you are not around?

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010