ass, the

the cunt of the future

damn, that ass could shape the future!

ass, the by action von jakson October 1, 2004

Fuck me in the ass day 

Fuck me in the ass day, a day where you can fuck someone in the ass
July 6

Person 1:Hey guys you know what day it is
EVERYONE: ITS FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAY!!!!
Person 1: don’t worry everyone will get there turn

Fuck me in the ass day by gh0st_bxnny25 October 18, 2019

The ass was fat 

A phrase used in reference to a person with attractive, round buttocks; preferably large ones. Commonly used in reference to such type persons who may also have a less attractive trait in comparison.
Derived from an infamous thread on 4chan where someone desperately pleaded for pornographic pictures, showing Arthur and Sue Ellen from the PBS kids cartoon 'Arthur' having sex. The said person repeatedly used the mentioned phrase to describe Sue Ellen's buttocks.

Damn dude, you see her? Yeah, I know her face is kinda ugly....but the ass was fat.

The ass was fat by Prowlah33 March 22, 2012

lying out the ass

Whenever people (e. g. car salesmen, politicians, police/security, etc.) say whatever they need to to get you to do what they want

When that salesman said I won a big prize in a contest he was lying out the ass!

lying out the ass by Barry Lemon August 31, 2013

I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass 

More truer words have never been spoken.

Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.

I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.

__________

"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun

I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 24, 2008

your ass is grass and I'm the mower 

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

your ass is grass and I'm the mower by anonymous January 29, 2005

talk to the ass! 

A gritty manner of telling someone you don’t give a flying shit about what they’re saying to you.

Why don’t you just talk to the ass!

talk to the ass! by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2021